Let’s kick off your coming days of reprieve with a roundup of downright hilarious tweets from some of Twitter’s funniest women.
So, grab a cocktail, kick back and enjoy the best jokes on the internet.
For anyone thinking of moving to LA: I was just sitting in traffic, crying in my Prius. I looked in my mirror and the girl behind me was also crying in her Prius. So, chase those dreams!
— Amy Miller (@amymiller) January 29, 2019
Every parent: do you know how to get there? You just make a left then right then through 3 lights then a left and it’s a mile ahead on the right
Me: *nods as I type the address into google maps*
— Steph (@stEPH_u_) January 30, 2019
outback steakhouse commercial: STAYK AND LOIBSTAH ONLY HEEUH FOH A LEEMITED TOIME
— katelyn (@noitskatelyn) January 29, 2019
I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and just gently said “my crackers” while waiting for the hug to end
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 27, 2019
I just got the asian version of cards against humanity and I don't know if I'm laughing or crying right now pic.twitter.com/qizj8xsDv7
— Grace Li (@gracedli) January 27, 2019
I sent my bf to pick up some concealer for me and I told him to show it to me on his hand so I could see the color. This is what he sent me lol pic.twitter.com/QYQ54oEsQd
— black elle woods (@badgalariiii) January 27, 2019