The coronavirus pandemic is taking a hold in New York, and New York City is the worst-hit city in the U.S., with more than 23,000 cases (at the moment of writing).
The New York City government has taken some drastic measures, and they’ve made up some guidelines for people who are still looking to “get lucky” during this period of self-isolation.
New York City has released an advisory detailing the best practices for coitus during the COVID-19 pandemic, and the city reveals that it’s a strong advocate for self-pleasuring in the documents. The release reads that you are your safest partner, and explains that this should be accompanied by the proper handwashing techniques.
People have also been urged to be faithful to their partners and consolidate them by only sleeping with the people that live in the house. Yes, you read that right. To add to that, it warns against “mouth to anus” action, and it recommends condoms during oral.
Like with everything on the internet, the guidelines by the New York City government quickly became a meme of its own, and people started to twist the recommendations into hilarious tweets.